Why did they install a camera if they can’t even use it to determine who put something on top of the~~m~~ camera?
MrReddrick
No that is automatically fired when you find out who. Because they breed this behavior
[deleted]
looking at the cameras not a big deal but anyway chef is right. don’t be a cunt.
Punny_Farting_1877
Be sure and point out they misspelled bullshit as your doing your final walk of shame.
Saio-Xenth
>looks at note
“I’d be angry if I could read”
>tosses a slice of cheesecake into the ceiling
ntfrndlynbrhd
Tape a piece of candy to the note. Then smush some cheesecake into it.
Character-Ad-3167
Go look at the cameras
ThisCarSmellsFunny
*an adult.
Dumbass.
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There was a first aid kit in the kitchen where I worked, and it had all kinds of medicine, including throat lozenges for sore throats. Until now, no one had ever noticed it.
One morning, I woke up with a sore throat, so when I got to work, I took a lozenge from the first aid kit. Suddenly, all the kitchen staff noticed the kit for the first time, and when they saw me putting something in my mouth, they came up to me, asking, “Chef, what’s that?” I just said, “It’s a sore throat candy.”
The next day, when I went back to work and opened the first aid kit, all the throat lozenges were gone. I was furious at how ignorant the staff was. I gathered the whole kitchen team and asked who took them, but no one spoke up. So, I checked the cameras and found out that the two dishwasher had taken handfuls of lozenges and even stuffed his pockets with them before leaving work.
I explained to them that what they did was wrong, it’s not a fucking candy but they didn’t care. I ended up cutting both workers’ hours, and eventually, they quit. next four days, the kitchen team had to wash the dishes including me 😂
DirtRight9309
“i can go back and waste my time looking through video in the camera” but it’s literally just hours and hours of fuzzy footage shot through a green apple jolly rancher, so
Guilty-Figure-4960
Plot twist! The cameras don’t work and the perpetrator knows this and is holding all the cards.
pnfloyd1978
FiveHoleGoesZest
I appreciate the penmanship. Those prep lists must look great and easy to read.
Daddy_Chillbilly
So generally I would roast any asshole for bullshit notes posted around a kitchen instead of dealing with it head on, but even i find it hard to criticize your aproach when dealing with nonesense of this magnitude.
toast_milker
Imma start launching twice as many of them mafucks up to the ceiling now
ReddBroccoli
Definitely the note of someone who already looked at the cameras and couldn’t find anything
In_Unfunky_Time
LOL it was me, douche! Fire me!
thaBombignant
Non-stop ass rape.
Nick882ID
Definitely 2 different handwriting styles. Did the owner try and put their 2 cents in?
Grey_Station_
Ngl, sounds like the kinda shit the high schooler dishwashers would do
energyinmotion
It was me.
kingchedbootay
I kind of want to see the ceiling now.
My_Favourite_Pen
this has me cry laughing on break.
One of my coworkers threw a finger bun onto some cables on the ceiling. It stayed up there for 3 years in pretty good condition. was pretty sad when they got it down.
puppycatisselfish
I read this in Dexter’s voice from Dexter’s Laboratory. It was probably DeeDee
Edit: Hearnin’ it in Ren’s Voice from Ren and Stimpy now
gentlepettingzoo
I believe the cameras at your workplace don’t work and she’s just bluffing otherwise they then would have just checked the cameras in The first place
Chimblz
Cool, sounds like I have a doppelganger working at your place. That’s fucking hilarious. I used to hide slices of American cheese up near the hood vents to piss off one of the veteran cooks. I eventually started cutting out shapes, hiding American cheese dicks everywhere.
TooManyDeals
Cheesecake on the ceiling tile = older employee familiar with the 70’s classic “Car Wash”
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“Be a adult & act like me” lmao
Why did they install a camera if they can’t even use it to determine who put something on top of the~~m~~ camera?
No that is automatically fired when you find out who. Because they breed this behavior
looking at the cameras not a big deal but anyway chef is right. don’t be a cunt.
Be sure and point out they misspelled bullshit as your doing your final walk of shame.
>looks at note
“I’d be angry if I could read”
>tosses a slice of cheesecake into the ceiling
Tape a piece of candy to the note. Then smush some cheesecake into it.
Go look at the cameras
*an adult.
Dumbass.
There was a first aid kit in the kitchen where I worked, and it had all kinds of medicine, including throat lozenges for sore throats. Until now, no one had ever noticed it.
One morning, I woke up with a sore throat, so when I got to work, I took a lozenge from the first aid kit. Suddenly, all the kitchen staff noticed the kit for the first time, and when they saw me putting something in my mouth, they came up to me, asking, “Chef, what’s that?” I just said, “It’s a sore throat candy.”
The next day, when I went back to work and opened the first aid kit, all the throat lozenges were gone. I was furious at how ignorant the staff was. I gathered the whole kitchen team and asked who took them, but no one spoke up. So, I checked the cameras and found out that the two dishwasher had taken handfuls of lozenges and even stuffed his pockets with them before leaving work.
I explained to them that what they did was wrong, it’s not a fucking candy but they didn’t care. I ended up cutting both workers’ hours, and eventually, they quit. next four days, the kitchen team had to wash the dishes including me 😂
“i can go back and waste my time looking through video in the camera” but it’s literally just hours and hours of fuzzy footage shot through a green apple jolly rancher, so
Plot twist! The cameras don’t work and the perpetrator knows this and is holding all the cards.
I appreciate the penmanship. Those prep lists must look great and easy to read.
So generally I would roast any asshole for bullshit notes posted around a kitchen instead of dealing with it head on, but even i find it hard to criticize your aproach when dealing with nonesense of this magnitude.
Imma start launching twice as many of them mafucks up to the ceiling now
Definitely the note of someone who already looked at the cameras and couldn’t find anything
LOL it was me, douche! Fire me!
Non-stop ass rape.
Definitely 2 different handwriting styles. Did the owner try and put their 2 cents in?
Ngl, sounds like the kinda shit the high schooler dishwashers would do
It was me.
I kind of want to see the ceiling now.
this has me cry laughing on break.
One of my coworkers threw a finger bun onto some cables on the ceiling. It stayed up there for 3 years in pretty good condition. was pretty sad when they got it down.
I read this in Dexter’s voice from Dexter’s Laboratory. It was probably DeeDee
Edit: Hearnin’ it in Ren’s Voice from Ren and Stimpy now
I believe the cameras at your workplace don’t work and she’s just bluffing otherwise they then would have just checked the cameras in The first place
Cool, sounds like I have a doppelganger working at your place. That’s fucking hilarious. I used to hide slices of American cheese up near the hood vents to piss off one of the veteran cooks. I eventually started cutting out shapes, hiding American cheese dicks everywhere.
Cheesecake on the ceiling tile = older employee familiar with the 70’s classic “Car Wash”